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Guide to buying a factory unlocked iPhone 4

2010-10-17T22:55:00.000-07:00

The iPhone 4 is the hottest gadget to have. It’s also the most difficult to get. The unlocked model is also more expensive and has a higher resale value when it’s time to upgrade.

Jailbreaking and using an unauthorized unlock is available. But future availability of these unlocks are not guaranteed. You may end up with a carrier-locked model and be stuck without an unlock for a long time.

Before buying an iPhone 4 from unofficial sources such as eBay, craigslist or classified ads sites, make sure that it is unlocked. Here’s a way to tell if the phone is carrier locked, based on the part number written on the box:

Locked iPhone 4 country part numbers

Germany
MC603DN/A – 16GB Black
MC605DN/A – 32GB Black

Japan
MC603J/A – 16GB Black
MC605J/A – 32GB Black

Spain
MC603Y/A – 16GB Black
MC605Y/A – 32GB Black

USA
MC608LL/A – 16GB Black
MC610LL/A – 32GB Black
MC318LL/A – 16GB Black
MC319LL/A – 32GB Black

Unlocked iPhone 4 country part numbers

Australia
MC603X/A – 16GB Black
MC605X/A – 32GB Black

Canada
MC603C/A – 16GB Black
MC605C/A – 32GB Black

France
MC603FB/A – 16GB Black
MC605FB/A – 32GB Black

Hong Kong
MC605ZP/A – 32GB Black
MC603ZP/A – 16GB Black

Italy
MC603IP/A – 16GB Black
MC605IP/A – 32GB Black

New Zealand
MC603X/A – 16GB Black
MC605X/A – 32GB Black

Singapore
MC603ZA/A – 16GB Black
MC605ZA/A – 32GB Black

Sweden
MC603KS/A – 16GB Black
MC605KS/A – 32GB Black

United Kingdom
MC603B/A – 16GB Black
MC605B/A – 32GB Black

Thanks to the following sources: TGIL, AppleI, AppAdvice. If you know of any other country part numbers, please let me know in the comments.

Common Wealth Games CWG 2010 - A new Beginning - Media finds work

2010-09-28T22:58:00.000-07:00

Dilli badnaam hui darling tere liye! Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye!!

1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed

2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya

3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.

4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....

7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!

8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!

9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega

10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away

11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!

12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI”

13) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games

14) Photo for the last one..!

Pop star Michael Jackson has died in Los Angeles, aged 50.

2009-06-26T00:38:00.000-07:00

Pop star Michael Jackson has died in Los Angeles, aged 50.
Paramedics were called to the singer's Beverly Hills home at about midday on Thursday after he stopped breathing.
He was pronounced dead two hours later at the UCLA medical centre. Jackson's brother, Jermaine, said he was believed to have suffered a cardiac arrest.
Jackson, who had a history of health problems, had been due to stage a series of comeback concerts in the UK, beginning on 13 July.
Speaking on behalf of the Jackson family, Jermaine said doctors had tried to resuscitate the star for more than an hour without success.
Jermaine Jackson on his brother's sudden death
He added: "The family request that the media please respect our privacy during this tough time."
"And Allah be with you Michael always. I love you."
TV footage showed the star's body flown from UCLA to the LA County Coroner's office where a post-mortem is expected to take place on Friday.
Concerns were raised last month when four of Jackson's planned comeback concerts were postponed, but organisers insisted the dates had been moved due to the complexity of staging the show.
A spokeswoman for The Outside Organisation, which was organising the publicity for the shows, said she had no comment at this time.
Broadcaster Paul Gambaccini said: "I always doubted that he would have been able to go through that schedule, those concerts. It seemed to be too much of a demand on the unhealthy body of a 50 year old.
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"I'm wondering that, as we find out details of his death, if perhaps the stress of preparing for those dates was a factor in his collapse.
"It was wishful thinking that at this stage of his life he could be Michael Jackson again."
Uri Geller, a close friend of the star, told BBC News it was "very, very sad".
Speaking outside New York's historic Apollo theatre, civil rights activist Rev Al Sharpton paid tribute to his friend.
"I knew him 35 years. When he had problems he would call me," he said.
"I feel like he was not treated fairly. I hope history will be more kind to him than some of the contemporary media."
Melanie Bromley, west coast bureau chief of Us Weekly magazine, told the BBC the scene in Los Angeles was one of "pandemonium".
"At the moment there is a period of disbelief. He was buying a home in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles and the scene outside the house is one of fans, reporters and TV cameras - it's absolute craziness.
"I feel this is the biggest celebrity story in a long time and has the potential to be the Princess Diana of popular culture."
Musical icon
Tributes from the world of music and film have already flooded in from celebrities including Madonna, Arnold Schwarzenegger and ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley.

Jackson's contribution to music
Large numbers of fans have also gathered outside Jackson's home and at the UCLA medical centre with lit candles to mourn the star while playing his greatest hits. Facebook groups have also been set up for fans to share their memories.
Paramedics were called to the singer's house in Bel Air at 1221 (1921GMT) following an emergency phone call.
They performed CPR on Jackson and rushed him to the UCLA medical centre.
A spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department said the robbery and homicide team was investigating Jackson's death because of its "high profile", but there was no suggestion of foul play.
Jackson began his career as a child in family group The Jackson 5.
MICHAEL JACKSON 1958-2009
Full name: Michael Joseph Jackson
Born: August 29, 1958, Gary, Indiana, US
Also known as: The King of Pop, Wacko Jacko
Biggest hits: I Want You Back, Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, Billie Jean, Bad, Black or White, Earth Song
Obituary: Remarkable talent
Life in pictures
Tributes paid to Michael Jackson
He then went on to achieve global fame as a solo artist with smash hits such as Billie Jean and Bad.
Thriller, released in 1982, is the biggest-selling album of all time, shifting 65m copies, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.
He scored seven UK number ones as a solo artist and won a total of 13 Grammy awards.
"For Michael to be taken away from us so suddenly at such a young age, I just don't have the words," said Quincy Jones, who produced Thriller, Bad and Off The Wall.
"He was the consummate entertainer and his contributions and legacy will be felt upon the world forever. I've lost my little brother today, and part of my soul has gone with him."
The singer had been dogged by controversy and money trouble in recent years, becoming a virtual recluse.
Michael Jackson's body is delivered by helicopter for a post mortem report
He was arrested in 2003 on charges of molesting a 14-year-old boy, but was found not guilty following a five-month trial.
The star had three children, Michael Joseph Jackson Jr, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince Michael Jackson II.
He is survived by his mother, Katherine, father, Joseph and eight siblings - including Janet, Randy, Jermaine and La Toya Jackson

WORLD'S BeSt OnE LiNeR's

2009-03-03T19:48:00.000-08:00

Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge.

Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to...But be respected, that is essential. (Anna Gould)

Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

Be careful of the words you say.And keep them soft and sweet.For you never know from day to day.Which ones you'll have to eat.

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who
said "Quit while you're ahead"?

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was
H20 Was H2SO4.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better
lawyer.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley)

Failure comes in two ways:Those who do it without giving a thought.Those who thought about it but do nothing.

Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (Napolean Hill)

Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent.

Failure is opportunity in disguise.

Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. (Henry Ford)

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What's the speed of dark?

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1... No Strings attached...but for a limited period ONLY!...A bloody good deal!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Nope.....u still ugly!

Text Message Jokes

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support herHow to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Text Messaging Jokes
You are here: X

Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?"Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!

When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

One Liners Jokes

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

You may be recognized soon. Hide.

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.

Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Funny one liners

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

Mind intentionally left blank...

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.

Born Free........Taxed to Death.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river

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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.

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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

I have made my decision, m here to help people make theirs

when u are left withno option the best thing is to do nothing.

BEST ONE LINERS____AWARDED @ d hOSKAR"S

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Bur nt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

And all-time favorite ...

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

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43% of all statistics are worthless.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with
A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book.Ah, Paradise!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A bad plan is better than no plan.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
All in favour of Viagra please rise!
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Be naughty - save Santa the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon.
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular
Consider the following: The ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things are Just Better Rich
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Don't believe everything you think
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Earth first! (we'll strip-mine the other planets later).
Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important.
Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
God is real, unless declared integer
God will forgive me. That's his job, after all.
Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame it on you
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
I like work. It fascinates me.I can sit and look at it for hours.
I looked up my wife's family tree.Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it.
I love being married.It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love deadlines.I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
It's men like you that make women gay.
Jesus loves you, it's everybody else that thinks you're an ass.
Life exists for no known purpose.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge
Lord, save me from your followers.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Politicians & diapers both need to be changed often,and for the same reason!
Research causes cancer in rats.
Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Strangers have the best candy!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Wasting time is an important part of living.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
You're the reason God created the middle finger
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
You are so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Name Acronym

2009-01-21T00:59:00.001-08:00

Get Your Name Acronym
From Go-Quiz

Change Text on XP Start Button

2008-11-12T21:15:00.000-08:00

Change Text on XP Start Button -

Windows XP Home and Professional VersionsVery Important -

See notes at end of article before using this procedure !Contains SP2 and Ad-aware Cautions

This is the original "Change Text on XP Start Button" page published back in 2002. There are some issues with this procedure that have been addressed and corrected in a new tutorial that is located at "Change Text on XP Start Button - Version II".

I've left this page intact as a reference, but if you are going to make the changes, use the "Change Text on XP Start Button - Version II" and not the procedure listed below.

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Note: A number of users have written to say that when the text on the Start Button is changed, the Search function from the Start Button (right click) context menu ceases to function. That's true, it does, and if I ever used that particular function I'd have been aware of the problem. I don't use it, so I wasn't aware, but now you've been warned. As far as I know there are no other caveats associated with the modification.

I’ve read a number of articles on the internet about changing the text on the Start button in XP. On more than one occasion I’ve seen references to a five (5) letter limitation when the button is renamed. I always wondered if this was true or just an assumption someone made because the default ‘start’ just happened to fit the button size. So, I decided to run a test and see if there really was a five character limit.

As you can see from the screen capture above it would seem that the five character limit isn’t etched in stone. The button expanded to accept the text I entered with no problem. I’ve been using the system for a few weeks now with no adverse effects. That’s not to say I won’t discover something down the road a bit, but for now I feel comfortable with the changes. If you’d like to try the procedure I used, the instructions follow.

Step 1 – Modify Explorer.exe File
In order to make the changes, the file explorer.exe located at C:\Windows needs to be edited. Since explorer.exe is a binary file it requires a special editor. For purposes of this article I have used Resource Hacker. Resource HackerTM is a freeware utility to view, modify, rename, add, delete and extract resources in 32bit Windows executables and resource files (*.res). It incorporates an internal resource script compiler and decompiler and works on Win95, Win98, WinME, WinNT, Win2000 and WinXP operating systems. Navigate here to download Resource Hacker.
The first step is to make a backup copy of the file explorer.exe located at C:\Windows\explorer. Place it in a folder somewhere on your hard drive where it will be safe. Start Resource Hacker and open explorer.exe located at C:\Windows\explorer.exe as shown in Fig. 01.
Fig. 01

The category we are going to be using is String Table. Expand it by clicking the plus sign then navigate down to and expand string 37 followed by highlighting 1033. If you are using the Classic Layout rather than the XP Layout, use number 38. The right hand pane will display the stringtable as shown in Fig. 02. We’re going to modify item 578, currently showing the word “start” just as it displays on the current Start button.
Fig. 02
There is no magic here. Just double click on the word “start” so that it’s highlighted, making sure the quotation marks are not part of the highlight. They need to remain in place, surrounding the new text that you’ll type. Go ahead and type your new entry. In my case I used ElderGeek as shown in Fig. 03.
Fig. 03
Compare the screen captures in Fig. 02 and Fig. 03 and you’ll notice that after the new text string has been entered the Compile Script button that was grayed out in Fig. 02 is now active in Fig. 03. I won’t get into what’s involved in compiling a script, but suffice it to say it’s going to make this exercise worthwhile. Click Compile Script and then save the altered file using the Save As command on the File Menu. Do not use the Save command – Make sure to use the Save As command and choose a name for the file. See Fig. 04. Save the newly named file to C:\Windows.
Fig. 04
Step 2 – Modify the Registry
Now that the modified explorer.exe has been created it’s necessary to modify the registry so the file will be recognized when the user logs on to the system. If you don’t know how to access the registry I’m not sure this article is for you, but just in case it’s a temporary memory lapse, go to Start (soon to be something else) Run and type regedit in the Open: field. Navigate to:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\ SOFTWARE\ Microsoft\ Windows NT\ CurrentVersion\ Winlogon
Fig. 05
In the right pane (Fig. 05), double click the Shell entry to open the Edit String dialog box as shown in Fig. 06. In Value data: line, enter the name that was used to save the modified explorer.exe file. Click OK.
Fig. 06
Close Registry Editor and either log off the system and log back in, or reboot the entire system if that’s your preference. If all went as planned you should see your new Start button with the revised text.

Conversion Tool

2008-10-08T00:30:00.000-07:00

Conversion Tool

How To Disable 'Autorun.Inf' To Prevent Virus Attack Computer.

2008-02-01T10:27:00.000-08:00

How To Disable 'Autorun.Inf' To Prevent Virus Attack Computer.
Recently there are many case reported that 'autorun' virus spread through so many computer due to using flash memory or pendrive,so we need a preventive action to stop this virus spread to our computer.

As we insert a pendrive to computer,window will scan and check is there have 'autorun.inf' file and then write into 'mountpoint2' registry,'mountpoint2' will amend the act to open a disk or pop up menu.Although you already set up ' disable auto play' ,use right click or use 'explore' to open disk,the result still will run 'virus .exe'.

Therefore,we need to banned the 'mountpoint2' registry area,the method as below,

1.START ->RUN ->Key in 'regedit' to open registry.

2. HKEY_CURRENT_USER\ Software\Microsoft\ Windows\CurrentVersion \Explorer\MountPoints2,

3.Right click 'mountpoints2' and select 'permission'

4.Then click 'Advance',uncheck 'inherit from parent the permission entires that apply to child objects.Include these with entires explicity defined here'.

5.Click 'remove'.'Yes' and 'ok'.

Now,even you insert a pendrive with virus and your computer couldn't affected.

Make a conference call via Google Talk

2007-12-01T10:06:00.000-08:00

Make a conference call via Google Talk
Submitted on August 27th, 2005 by Martin FerrettiFiled under Networking and Windows and Audio and Tips, Tricks & Hacks and Software
Those of you who’ve tried out Google Talk know that you can make voice calls with the application. Unfortunately, you can’t make conference calls, one of the complaints about the new application, or can you? Here’s a quick tip (ok, more like a hack) which will let you make conference calls using Google Talk.
I cannot stress enough how much of a hack this is, so if you don’t want to bother doing some work, don’t try it as I’m sure Google will add this feature later on. Google Talk allows the use of various parameters, one of them being /nomutex which allows running multiple instances of the application. We’ll exploit this to create our conference chain.
Open an instance of Google Talk.
Now browse to the Google Talk directory (C:\Program Files\Google\Google Talk) and create a shortcut for the application. Right-click the shortcut and in the properties change the target to C:\Program Files\Google\Google Talk\googletalk.exe /nomutex then run this shortcut.
Get your buddies to open two instances of Google Talk, each (yes, with the /nomutex parameter as well).
Now you’ll need to form a chain: person one calls person two, person two calls person three, person three calls person one, and so on. Yeah, not very pretty.

Registry Editing Has Been Disabled By Your Administrator

2007-11-27T02:11:00.000-08:00

Registry Editing Has Been Disabled By Your Administrator
Posted on July 2, 2007 by maddy
Today a friend of mine asked that his registry editor had been disabled accidently and now how should he enable it back again. Here are two ways to enable the registry editing in Windows.
1- From Group Policy Editor
Go to Run –> gpedit.mscIn the left hand menu, go to User Config –> Administrative Templated –> System.Now In the right hand pane, select “Prevent access to registry editing tools”. It will probably be not configured or enabled. If it’s enabled, disable it and if it’s not configured, first enable it, apply settings and then disable it. Most probably the settings have been applied instantly. If not, then run gpupdate in command prompt to apply the group policies.

2- From the Run Menu
I got this tweak while surfing the internet. Go to Start –> Run, copy and paste the follow in the Run box and press OK.
REG add HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System /v DisableRegistryTools /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f
The effects are usually instant. If not then you should see the results after restarting your computer.
Please tell us your experiences on this tweak.

Show Hidden Files and Folders not working?

2007-11-27T02:09:00.000-08:00

Show Hidden Files and Folders not working?
Posted on May 13, 2007 by maddy
A few days back, a client came to me and told me that he was having trouble with his Windows XP. The show hidden files and folders was not working at all. If he selected the radio button “Show hidden files and folders”, and then press Ok .. the changes would just disappear upon opening the dialog again. It was probably some virus attack after which the Windows registry was not being updated properly. So here is what I did to restore it back.
Go to registry editor by running regedit in the run box.Go to this key:HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\AdvancedIn the right hand area, double click hidden and change the value to 1.
Now you’re all set to go. Check it in your tools menu if the changes have taken effect. Mine have already been fixed :-). Please spare a few moments from your precious time and tell us about your experiences

Ravmon Virus Killer Patch

2007-11-27T02:06:00.000-08:00

Ravmon Virus Killer Patch
Posted on June 6, 2007 by mudit
How does the Ravmon Virus affects your PC?
When you Open any drive in My Computer by right clicking, the Context menu will have a chinese like language & when you click on this language on context menu, the drive will not open but the Open With dialouge will ask you to “Choose the program you want to use to open this file:”. Also by double clicking any drive same thing happens.
Context Menu and OpenWith Dialogue will look like this.

The Ravmon virus does also corrupt your Folder Options. So when you open Folder Options and try to check “Show hidden files and folders” and click ok. My Computer will not show hidden files, also “Hide protected operating system files (Recommended)” option will not be working.
Folder Options Dailogue

removal tool available at:::: http://www.od3n.net/download/

http://technodigits.wordpress.com/2007/06/06/ravmon-virus-killer/

refer for more details.....

best regards,

mudit lawania

Error launching Task Manager, Registry Editor and Command prompt which is also solved by this tool

How Does the Ravmon Virus Spread?
Ravmon Virus mostly spreads from USB Flash drives. So to prevent this virus from breaking into your pc you must start an Anti-Virus before plugining a Flash drive into your pc.
For Removing Ravmon virus and its effects I have created a tool. Just download it, run it and Restart your computer.

Folder Options missing in Windows XP

2007-11-27T02:01:00.000-08:00

Folder Options missing in Windows XP
Posted on May 5, 2007 by maddy

After a virus attack in one of my client machines, the folder options from the windows explorer was missing and we were unable to show all the files including the hidden ones. So here’s what I did to restore it back:
Go to Run –>gpedit.mscUser Configuration –> Administrative Templates –> Windows Components –> Windows ExplorerEnable and then Disable “Removes Folder Options menu from Tools menu“Close all windows explorer windows and then open again.. most probably your folder options is back

YAHOO MESSENGER VIRUS ATTACK

2007-11-18T13:08:00.000-08:00

It is one of the most powerful Trojan /virus I have ever seen.. If your computer is infected with this virus " It will sends the nsl-school.org url to all of your friend list in yahoo messenger using your ID . So with in few hours many of your friends will get infected with it. I don't know the actual target of the idiot who created it. May be to advertise his site or to steal very imp data from your computer. I resolved the problem manually from 2 infected PC's. Just go through the below steps carefully.What are those links ?:Nsl-school.org or other (Do not open this url in your browser). If you are infected with it what is going to happen ?1: It sets your default IE page to nsl-school.org, you can’t even change it back to other page. If you open IE from your comp some malicious code will automatically executed into your computer.2: It will disables the Task manager / reg edit. So you can’t kill the Trojan process anymore.3: Files that are gonaa installed by this virus are svhost.exe , svhost32.exe , internat.exe.you can find these files in windows/ & temp/ directories.4: It will sends the secured & protected information to attacker How to remove this manually from your computer ?1: Close the IE browser. Log out messenger / Remove Internet Cable.2: To enable Regedit Click Start, Run and type this command exactly as given below: (better - Copy and paste)REG add HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System /v DisableRegistryTools /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f3: To enable task manager : (To kill the process we need to enable task manager)Click Start, Run and type this command exactly as given below: (better - Copy and paste)REG add HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System /v DisableTaskMgr /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f 4: Now we need to change the default page of IE though regedit.Start>Run>Regedit From the below locations in Regedit chage your default home page to google.com or other.HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\MainHKEY_ LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\MainHKEY_USERS\Default\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\MainJust replace the attacker site with google.com or set it to blank page.5: Now we need to kill the process from back end. Press Ctrl + Alt + Del Kill the process svhost32.exe . ( may be more than one process is running.. check properly)6: Delete svhost32.exe , svhost.exe files from Windows/ & temp/ directories. Or just search for svhost in your comp.. delete those files.7: Go to regedit search for svhost and delete all the results you get.Start menu > Run > Regedit > 8: Restart the computer. That’s it now you are virus free. I don’t know whether any removal patch that works for this Trojan/virus. But we can easily delete it manually

YAHOO MESSENGER LOGIN TO MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS AT THE SAME TIME

2007-11-18T12:53:00.000-08:00

Yahoo Messenger multiple login
2007-08-28 07:30:00
Simply close your messenger if it is On and then follow the following steps :1. Go to Start --> Run . Type regedit, then enter.2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_ USER --> Software -->yahoo -->pager-->Test3. On the right page , right-click and choose new Dword value .4. Rename it as Plural.5. Double click and assign a decimal value of 1.Wow you finished it.Simply start the messenger and login your account.once you sign in.again click on the Yahoo messenger (From wherever you have started it last time)Voila !!it gives you another chance to login though you are logged in your first account.this way you can now log into multiple yahoo accounts.Enjoy!!!Thank you.

Trick To Multiple Login In Yahoo Messenger
2007-09-01 04:00:50
Are you one of those who like to manage and have more than one email address for their IMs. Well, if you are then, this topic is going to help all the Yahoo! Messenger addicts who like to manage more than one account at a time in Yahoo! Messenger. This trick will enable you to use more than one account in Yahoo! Messenger. It’s really very simple to do. A small registry hack is needed to do it. Remember: Back up your registry before making any changes to it. Now we’ll move on to the main trick. Make sure your Yahoo! Messenger is not running. If it is, then close it. Now, open your Registry Editor (Run > type regedit) and navigate to: HKEY_CURRENT_USERSoftwareyahoopagerTest There, in the right-pane, right-click anywhere and select New > DWORD Value. Name the entry as “Plural” (of course, without the quotes). Double-click the newly made entry (Plural), and assign it a value 1. That’s it! Your Yahoo! Messenger has successfully been turned into Multi

bharatstudent.com the BIGGEST SPAMMER

2007-10-24T06:38:00.000-07:00

« Are we open minded?
Comparison - the human basic nature! »
Bharatstudent.com - the biggest SPAM?
I’m not sure if you have heard of yet another social networking site Bharatstudent.com . May the following figures enlighten you about it a bit.
Company Info: [As per whois of domain]
Axill Europe Ltd
Quay House, 2 Admirals Way, Marsh WallLondon , E149XG, UK
Phone: 44(0)20 7190 3353 fax: 44(0)20 7190 3338avilash@axilleurope.com
Worldwide Ranking: 2251
[Source: http://www.alexa.com/data/details/main?q=&url=bharatstudent.com ]
India Rank: 34
[Source: http://www.alexa.com/site/ds/top_sites?cc=IN&ts_mode=country〈=none ]
At Launch : Priyanka Chopra [Youtube Video source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FucM-Xwoo ] At Taj.
So from above figures you can make out that it is a rocking site, having quite huge traffic. Now ever wondered how they probably be doing marketing of the site? Can you believe if I tell you that Bharatstudent.com is one of the BIGGEST SPAMMERS? Well, the below research of mine might help you understand this.
If you’re a member at Orkut.com, login there and go to any category [mostly sex, relationship related category], there you will observe some posts like below:
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Hot Video of Nude Actress Ravina Tempting for Sex
1
6/30/07
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Open any of the post from above, and you will see message something like below:
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“Hot Video of Nude Actress Ravina Tempting for SexHI Friends….,Amaging Hot Video of Nude Actress Ravina Tempting for Sex With * Star in Hotel Room …Don’t Miss This Is A Real Spy Video Ever Seen…..Here is the Link :: ravins.notlong.com (Copy and paste the Link in Browser)Just Sign up It Takes 1 min and watch the video. There r so many Hot Videos. Its FreeWarning: Below 18yrs Don’t See ”
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which obviously is posted by some girl name, which is a fake profile created only for the purpose of spamming. Now, open the above link ravins.notlong.com and see which page you reach. Yes, you will be taken to some page of www.bharatstudent.com
Now, can you guess the amount of posting of such messages in various orkut communities? Well, they do start it right from morning say 09:00 a.m. (or early) and it goes on still evening 08:30 p.m. [Well, so far I have noticed this time as I leave my office at 08:30, so they may be posting then after too, but hasn’t checked it].
And the interesting part is, they are using all the abused words like “Sania Mirza MMS”, “Girl Repped in Apartment”, “Nude Clips of College Girls”. See the below subjects of their posts at orkut which I have taken from a community named “Want Sex” [ http://www.orkut.com/CommTopics.aspx?cmm=19731312 ]
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10th student press a mteacher boobs in bus [Reply]
rithi [F]
1
6/30/07
4:21 PM
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And you can see that all the fake profile names are of female. So now just wonder that having Orkut lacks of visitors a day, how many visitors Bharatstudent.com be having by such HUGE SPAMMING? I think, more than 10000 at least, if not more.
They are using Short URL service of website www.notlong.com, which gives a short URL for the long URL, so what they are doing is, they are getting such short URL as “yourname.notlong.com” for their long URL of Bharatstudent.com
What my question is, is that worthy enough for such a website to do this kind of spamming? And how come Orkut hasn’t noticed it? Why Orkut hasn’t taken any steps against them so far? This is insane spamming, I must say. I mean, anytime of the day, in any community what all you find is such crap messages of Bharatstudent.com That is truly a pathetic way of fetching visitors to own website.
But still, there may be another possibility behind this huge spamming. Bharatstudent.com pays you for the number of Impressions you generate to their site. So perhaps, some other guys be dong such huge spamming to earn with Bharatstudent.com but this is not what I can believe, because it’s a tough job and no one would do this much of work to earn few dollars a day. But who knows, earth is full of beggars so some people in group might be doing this.
And secondly, what feeling I have is, they’re using some ‘ready-made’ software for Spamming, that they put a common message in that software and it gets posted in all the communities they have joined with that particular fake profile. And it has got more chances, because those who are doing such huge spamming, can not be small guys, they can do it all what it takes to do such huge spamming.
So far, I have observed such spamming of Bharatstudent.com only at Orkut, hasn’t seen it anywhere else, so cant’ say in that way, but this is truly insane. I mean, if some spammers do such things, we can understand that, but a popular site like Bharatstudent.com can do it, it is just insane.
Well, here I’m not saying that it’s Bharatstudent.com who is after such spamming, there may be those guys too who want to earn with it, so here we got two possibilities, either 1. Bharatstudent.com themselves or 2. Those guys who want to earn with Bharatstudent.com, but in both ways, it’s Bharatstudent.com who loses their credibility by Spamming making use of all those porn, sexual, abusive words.
I mean, they have the symbol of Taj Mahal on their homepage, and spamming is done

LISTEN TO FM RADIO ONLINE

2007-10-11T13:31:00.000-07:00

Listen FM free online using GTalk
September 23, 2007 in GoogleTalk
Listening online FM is easy. All you need is to use GTalk. Though you can use it via other messenger too but here we will talk about gTalk only.
Listen online FM free (FM on Computer) Hindi, english, punjabi and lots more fm channel / radio station
This is done using Gtalk2Voip, it is a free and publicly open voice gateway for major Instant Messenger clients.
Steps to listen to any channel listed below:
1. Sign in your Google Talk application.2. Add this ID in your Google Talk service@gtalk2voip.com, when you will first add then you will get following screen with some welcome messages.3. Now add another ID with radio station ID 110@radio.gtalk2voip.com Here 110 is ID for hindi FM station Teen Taal.4. Now make call to 110@radio.gtalk2voip.com, once connected enjoy hindi songs are random. Once connected you will listen music in few seconds.
Similarly you can add other channels too, all you need is to add ChannelNumber@radio.gtalk2voip.com.
LIST OF AVAILABLE RADIO STATIONS / Channels:100 - 181.fm - Kickin’ Country (Todays Best Country!), http://scfire-chi0l-1.stream.aol.com:80/stream/1075101 - 1.FM - Country, http://64.62.194.11:8020/102 - Atlantic Sound Factory - ASF Radio, http://69.31.50.146:80/103 - 100.7 Jack FM, San Diego, http://38.116.132.31:9024/104 - 102.7 FM The Fringe, http://64.72.124.89:8134/105 - 181.fm - The Buzz (Your Alternative Station!), http://scfire-nyk0l-1.stream.aol.com:80/stream/1022106 - 181.fm - The Mix Channel (70s, 80s, 90s and Today’s Best Music) , http://208.53.158.167:8032/107 - 181.fm - The Eagle (Your Home For REAL Classic Rock!), http://208.53.158.126:8030/108 - .977 The 80s Channel, http://scfire-ntc0l-2.stream.aol.com:80/stream/1040109 - 1.FM - Channel X, http://209.51.161.54:8072/110- Teen Taal Radio (HINDI), http://213.251.129.40:8022/111 - Radio Helsinki - 92.6 MHz, http://88.198.49.11:8000/live56.ogg201 - KCRW World News, http://scfire-ntc0l-2.stream.aol.com:80/stream/1047202 - Sporting News Radio, http://scfire-chi0l-2.stream.aol.com:80/stream/1057203 - KPFK - Southern California’s 90.7 FM News, Talk & Music, http://64.27.31.66:80/204 - WBUR 90.9 FM, Boston’s NPR News Station, http://205.234.188.21:80

stop spamming

2007-07-25T10:01:00.000-07:00

i thought people out there wud be a bit intelligent............a company such as google which gives unlimited storage in e-mail accounts and in orkut....s(ay 3 gb is almost unlimited and its extended once ur account is full) would suddenly run out of space with google earth and videos and picasa web....and blogs....and the world famous search engine...and a lots more......also if orkut had only 57 names left then it wud have got over within the time u forward a mail so next time u people forward a spam message think twice ...its all a waste of time...and u can always read the wats new tab in orkut rather then forwarding this spam and wasting time..........As you can see it looks incredibly obvious that it is a spam(Upper case, full of grammer mistakes and they have only 57 names left!). But what surprised me was that 5 of my friends forwarded it to me! Surely they don’t want their accounts to be deactivated!

"""""""" ORKUT HAS BEEN CROWDED WITH MORE MEMBERS THIS HAS MADE ONLY 57 ENTRIESLEFT SO UR ACCOUNT MIGHT B DEACTIVATED. INORDER TO AVOID IT PLS SENDTHE MSG BELOW TO ALL UR FRENDS. THIS IS NO JOKE. IT HAS BEEN EVENFLASHEDINCNN-IBN (News Channel)HEY ITS DIANNA, FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ORKUT,EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THEINTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANYBOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES, WE ONLY HAVE 57 NAMES LEFT, IF YOUWOULD LIKE TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, DONT SEND THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU WANTTOKEEP YOUR ACCOUNT ,SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST. THIS ISNOT A JOKE, YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT. THANKS DIRECTOR OFORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILLBEDEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT.."""""""

Dear friends,
I would just like to inform u people about some common misconceptions…
Misconception #1: ORKUT IS DELETING PROFILES
Orkut is NOT deleting profiles!
Orkut is run by google which is having a 300% growth in terms of revenue for this fiscal year!
They can handle any abysmal requirement of processing power or space!
They are NOT experiencing any information processing or storage problems as yet!
Misconception #2: YOU CAN GET PAID BY FORWARDING AN E-MAIL
Until Today, Sunday, 21st Sept 2006, there is no way to keep track of where a mail gets forwarded!
Microsoft will not know if I send a mail from google server to my friend (EVEN IF IT IS A FORWARDED MAIL) unless you explicitly execute some code or click some link!
However may I wish, I have no means to know whether my friend is forwarding the mail I sent to him or not. Nor does Microsoft, Google or any other corp. or inc.
Misconception #3: WOMAN TAKING A ROHYPNOL PILL WILL NEVER CONCEIVE
Are all men and women undergoing a surgery for family planning DUMB?
Woman cannot be made incapable of conceiving by dropping a pill in her drink.
Rohypnol is used as a sedative and pre-anesthetic.
It is called “Rape Date Drug” because it is extremely potent, especially with alcohol.
It initially makes a person dizzy and disoriented and with time makes it difficult to speak or move before the person passes out.
Due to this effect, this drug is used by rapists to incapacitate their victims.
Such victims have no memories of what happened WHILE UNDER the drug’s influence. (They can perfectly remember what they were doing before getting sedated)
It is illegal (in the U.S but not in Europe and Canada)
No comments about emotional messages appealing a person to forward a mail because it will either…
suddenly make his love of life realize that she should call him/she should meet him/She should fall in love with him!
or increase life expectancy of himself or his father/mother/brother/sister/any other relatives!
or make something “GOOD”(?) happen in his life!
or earn him an unexpected fortune!
or because some poor/crippled/terminally infected/just infected/dying person will get money for every mail you forward!(I do not mean to disrespect the intentions but it is pointless as your forwards cannot be tracked)
or just because it is part of a world record attempt!
or because this e-mail is part of “chain” that many people have kept or going for no particular reason so you should also do the same!
AND THAT STUPID CRUSH THING DOES NOT POP UP IF YOU FORWARD THAT LOONEY MAIL……..
the only way of knowing your crush is if both the people add each other to their own crush list.
there is NO WAY of knowing anyone else’s crush’s or your own, if none of the above happens. -- best regards,ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST BY :::MuDiT LaWaNiA

2007-07-08T10:13:00.000-07:00

any kind of
-- computer problems
-- packaging discussions
-- printing problems